Eating Like a Goldfish
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuO4OZJ5ncY] (Warning to my grandparents, extended family members, and Internet friends who might be offended by explicit language/prolonged use of the term ‘bowel movements’: This video is not for you. Proceed to the post below.) “The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.” –Louis CK My …