The Cop-Out Post
My friends, I am tired. I also just ate an entire Hershey’s bar in under three minutes. That’s a personal record.
So Jules and I made this promise to each other when we started this whole blogging business that we could each have one cop-out post. That cop-out post could include a fun video, joke, song, etc. to distract our audience from the fact that we are avoiding writing at all costs. Julie once left her fans with a link to the music video for Hopeless Wanderer by Mumford & Sons. I’m not sure what I’m leaving you with yet, but it will probably include puns.
In my defense, I really did just try to write you guys a witty blog post. It was going to be about life as a broke student on a college campus, because I am currently a broke student on a college campus. I envisioned a list of how-to’s for having fun without a disposable income. A few funny anecdotes to illustrate how our friends get creative with spending. I was even going to work in one of my favorite Julie-isms from when her account balance dips below $32. (“Welp, we’re below freezing.”)
But the words just were not flowing tonight, ladies and gents. Hopefully the sugar buzz from the Hershey’s bar kicks in soon so I can read a few more acts of this Shakespeare play before tomorrow. And I’ve decided what I’m leaving with you with. A playlist to rule all playlists.
Songs That Remind Me of Cops:
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ6KqzLwvF4]
Self-explanatory.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7JtIGBVNCE]
Also self-explanatory.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1c7GkzRQQ]
…you don’t have to PUT ON THE RED LIGHT
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkXrEUeULmc]
Pretty sure I did a hip-hop dance to this when I was nine. Even then I thought the siren was badass.
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSbXsFE3l8]
Yup.